Monday, December 29, 2008

Anniversary Hits

My Wife loved the little key pendant I got her for our anniversary!

"I love the significance," she cooed, absolutely beaming with huge smiles. I'll try to get a photo of it on her neck, perhaps framed by her nice 38DD tits, and post it on here.

On our anniversary date, we saw a movie, had dinner and then the key pendant presentation. (See the separate posting below.) It was wrapped in a gift box and presented as we were served some Long Island Ice Teas.

After we got home, she directed me to take off her boots and replace them with slippers. Then she had me fetch her a couple more drinks from upstairs. (She loves to have me fetch drinks for her on a regular basis, and right in front of the kids -- no problem. They know dad takes care of Mommy.)

Then we got out our laptops and went over her last paycheck. I did some adding and reported to her delight that she's now earning $111.00 an hour when all the various shift differentials and hourly bonuses are figured in. And when she's getting holiday pay, as she was last week, she's working for a real rate of $148.00 an hour!

She announced that she wants me to take over the household finances again -- because she's tired of dealing with them. Of course I accepted her challenge. But I cautioned her that would mean I'd start trying to say "no please" to some spending once in a while. She agreed. But we both know that if she wants something bad enough, she will get it.

This morning began when I got up as she slept in but she woke and demanded to "inspect the equipment." After a bit of an inspection, she decided she needed me to preform my husbandly duties. So I did, with gusto. And I got to see her cum several times.

We both agreed tonight that we absolutely LOVE each other and our current lifestyle. And we wouldn't trade it for the world.

Sunday, December 28, 2008

Holiday Grumblings

A belated Merry Christmas to the growing legions of blog readers! I guess my recent horny posts have created a draw.

Anyway, now that the Hassle Holiday is out of the way, I'm bracing for the Hearty Party Holiday this week. And my Wife will be of work all week so we're definitely going to be out partying.

With the holidays come some observations:

>> First, to show my neighbors that we aren't somehow fixated on Halloween, I have been putting some effort into decorating our home for Christmas. We have some tasteful bells with red bows. Many of our neighbors have loaded their eves and bushes with lights. But the house in the neighborhood with the BEST Christmas decor is one that has a solitary leg lamp in their front window, like the one shown at left, straight out of the 1983 movie Christmas Story.

I'm jealous. Wish I'd thought of it. So for all you house husbands out there looking for some creative holiday decorating ideas, this is your solution! What a hoot!

>> Next grumbling: I was ABSOLUTELY PISSED about something I noticed on the gifts I got for my Wife. I got her a full set of stainless steel flatware and a set of these non-breakable acrylic wine glasses. It all looked great until I pulled them out of the packaging and stuck them into the dishwasher.

Each and every piece of the silverware was stamped on the back (or sides of the knives) with "18/8 STAINLESS -- CHINA." Etched right into every single knife, fork and spoon. And on the base of each of the wine glasses? "MADE IN TAIWAN" visible for anyone to see and permanently engraved in the plastic.

Why can't we just put this information on little stickers that can be easily peeled off? What the hell?

>> Final grumble: We've been looking around for a good New Year's Eve party but haven't come up with much yet. The party at our local swing club costs $125 per couple and is a long drive from our house. We're hoping to find a wild house party to go to. Hopefully we can come up with something -- maybe meet a guy with a big cock at a motel room and ring in the new year with a hot round of tag-team sex to pleasure the Wife.

I'll keep ya posted.

Friday, December 26, 2008

Pleasuring Her Power Point

I'll get back to the routine day-to-day stuff with my next posting or two. But first I thought it might be time to share a technique I have discovered with my Wife that brings her powerful, powerful orgasms and an absolutely animal lust for sex.

It's clit sucking.

What? You may ask. How in hell can you suck something you can barely even find on many women? And how can you really suck something so small?

Well, where there's a will, there's a way. Plus, there's a lot more to a clit than the tiny nub that pokes out near the top of her vulva. It extends upward inside a foreskin, then forks internally and runs back down either side of the vulva. And when it swells up, that's partly what produces the puffy pussy look that many women get when they're realy turned on.

My wife's clit isn't quite this big. But guys, this should be your mental image when you're sucking clit.

I usually start out by parting the soft fur that encases her velvety smooth labia. And I plant a deep french kiss, probing her vagina with my tongue. Then I slowly lick the outer lips, making them slippery and ready. Then I pull back the bush hair and lick around the top of her vulva, wetting it an inch or so beyond where it would appear to end.

I then gather into my mouth the skin surrounding her entire clit. I keep the ultra-sensitive head of the clit gently encased in the foreskin and other flesh that surrounds it. And I suck on it gently. My Wife reports this draws more blood into her clit, causing it to swell considerably. I can feel her erection too.

At that point I begin to treat it as a tiny cock. I start sliding the entire clit structure in and out of my lips and bobbing my head in a steady rhythm. I keep my lips in a tight O shape so she'll feel the same tightness that a man's cock likes so well.

That's when my Wife really starts to take off. She'll tense. Grasp my head. Throw her arms back onto the bed and often she'll begin moving her clit in back and forth in my mouth. She fucks my face with her clit! The direction of her thrusts aren't quite the same as it would with a man's cock; they follow the contour of her vulva -- from the downside up (if that makes any sense.)

In any event, it takes her an amazingly short time from there to reach orgasm. I usually twirl my tongue around the outside of the foreskin/flesh surrounding the clit but never put it into direct contact with the head. That is until she explodes into her orgasm. That's when my tongue will finally find her clit head and stroke it several times, making it so ticklish that she can't take any more.

And at that point, she absolutely craves penetration. "I want my cock. I want my cock," she gasps as she beckons me to pull up and over her so she can swallow it whole with her dripping pussy. ...

Wednesday, December 24, 2008

A Hard Homecoming

I crack my eyes open in the darkness and I hear the unmistakable sounds of her arrival.

She's home from her high-paying job. Another shift that ends at an early hour. But I know I need to be ready for her.

Soon she will open the covers and pull herself in. She will expect her cock to be ready. So I close my eyes, think hot thoughts and it hardens into the rigid mushroom stock that she loves to proclaim as hers.

And soon enough she does open the covers and pull her cool body in beside mine. She snuggles up.

"Mines," she says as she wraps her hand firmly around her hardened cock -- the one attached to my body; the cock she owns by virtue of her ownership tattoo permanently inked above it. She pulls me close to her to warm her. I do and soon she is warm under the sheets.

I wait to see if her firm grip will transition to a series of firm squeezes to further prepare it for what she wants next ... or ...

Her hand remains firmly wrapped around the extremely hard cock. Her body relaxes. Her breathing increases.

She snoozes off.

No husbandly duty this early morning. But I will check again in the afternoon. She may need it then.

She shifts in the bed and her hand wanders downward. She firmly cups the balls. I relax and fall asleep myself, knowing exactly where she has me.

This is exactly what happened the morning of Christmas Eve in our bed. I love it.

Monday, December 22, 2008

Wife Wants a Boyfriend

We're fairly excited now that my Wife has decided she wants a boyfriend again.

This will not be her first boyfriend since we've been married. Not by any means. And what we're looking for will essentially be the same as in the past: Over 25, educated, single or divorced, successful, with a thick cock at least 6 1/2 inches in length. Must be in our area (east-central U.S.) And must be willing to phone and e-mail the Wife nearly every day. In short, she wants a LOVER who would be willing to do bi things with me for my Wife's amusement and entertainment.

My Wife is a natural polyandress -- a woman who, in the natural state of things, would have more than one husband. This may sound over the top but we've seriously discussed it and have agreed that she really can take a second husband if the situation ever arises. But she'd obviously have to fall in love and the guy would need to put a ring on her finger, exchange vows and have an ownership tattoo permanently inked with her name over his cock -- identical to my tattoo.

It's unlikely it'll ever happen. But we have plans in case it does. And we won't care what anybody thinks.

In the meantime, I'm going to get to screening some ads from guys.

We like playing with guys even more than couples because my Wife gets to be the center of attention. And the sex is just so damned hot. More on this in the next few days!

Sunday, December 14, 2008

All Men Should Sit to Pee (Mostly)


Recently my Wife told me that she was bragging on me to her female co-workers.

Ha, I thought. She finally told 'em about what a nice big cock she owns and how it keeps her so totally satisfied.

Nope. At least not that time.

No. What she was bragging about is how totally CLEAN I am at the toilet -- or at least so she says. The reason, she reported to her co-workers, is that I sit down to pee! And the other women sighed with envy, wanting to know what my Wife's secret was. How did she ever get me trained?

Now I could talk about how and why I do this -- what the history and development of it was. And I could talk about how I often skip it and stand to pee if I'm in a hurry or, especially, if I'm at a public restroom.

But I think the message I'd like to focus on today is that if you're a guy, YOU CAN DO THIS TOO. Yeah. And you can start now.

Just as smokers often don't recognize just how intrusive their bad habit is on others, men often have no clue as to how obnoxious it is to miss the toilet and spray piss around inside a restroom. Especially if the person who cleans it up is your wife!!!

So guys ... do this as an experiment: As a rule, sit down to pee most of the time for six months. I'll bet your wife will notice and start bragging on you too.

Hell, it's more comfortable to sit down to do most anything, including to pee. I prefer it mainly because it's more relaxing.

And I'm not alone. Apparently Japanese men are way ahead of us on this and are increasingly sitting to pee too.

JapanProbe: 40 Percent of Japanese Men Sit Down to Pee

Friday, December 12, 2008

Anniversary Gift

Well, I just ordered it -- a diamond-studded key pendant for our wedding anniversary just before New Years.

This bears a very strong resemblance to the key tattoo that my Wife and I had done over HER cock about five years ago. The tattoo version includes her name running above the top of the key. I'd show a picture of the tattoo but that would also reveal my Wife's name. So for now this is as good as it gets.

I think she'll be delighted. I won't have to explain the resemblance to her.

For anybody else who might want this for Christmas or an anniversary gift, it's for sale on-line at Macy's.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Why I'm Writing This Blog

I've installed a stats program and I'm glad to see that this thing is actually getting some visits.

So HELLO everybody!

Since I do seem to have a real audience, I guess it's time for me to define what I'm trying to do here.

My number one goal is to write and have a good time. But I guess if I have a "goal" it may be to show a different side of Female Led Relationships -- the sane and real side. At least it's our real side.

I do not spend my days in French maid outfits, drawing baths for my Lady and kissing her feet. I'll admit that I have done both of the latter but not the former.

But I do take my cues from my Wife. For example ...

She works nights and comes home tired. When she crawls into bed, I'm always naked and ready. If she wants sex, she'll grab the cock and let me know, squeezing it rhythmically. Later, I'll get up and take care of the place as she sleeps, I usually get undressed and return to the bed, naked, when it's time for her to wake. If she wants sex, she will initiate it. If she doesn't, she'll tell me to go make her coffee in the afternoon. And I often fix her breakfast.

We don't have any bondage setup (yet LOL), and we're never going to be into pain, humiliation, toilet play or anything cruel.

We do love to have a lot of fun. And we do that together as a team.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

December Duties ...

Well, the outdoor stuff is mostly done, so I've turned my attention to indoor things -- keeping the kitchen immaculately clean, a drywall project in the bathroom, watering plants, vacuuming stairs.

But mainly I've been focusing mostly on hitting the gym each and every day. I figure it's part of my job to work out at the gym. The truth is, I've been so lazy during the past few months that I have an actual gut. And I've gotta get rid of it. Plus, I need to be heading to the gym so I can coax my lovely Wife down there too. She doesn't need much coaxing. We're both down there every day. Sometimes I do two-a-days -- once by myself and the second time with her.

We both want to drop some pounds and trim up for the 2009 summer season.

Our first date is early April, when we've been fortunate enough to land a prime spring break camp spot in the Florida Keys. We'll be taking our youngest daughter, who hasn't ever been to the Keys.

But the serious stuff will begin in May, when we return to a place called the Pleasure Grove Resort in northern Georgia. If you haven't heard of it, check it out. It's like a little Hedo that you can drive to and AFFORD. Plus we're seriously looking at heading to clothing optional swing resorts in both Indiana and Michigan this summer.

And we want to do our wilderness backpacking trip too.

Meanwhile, it's pretty routine around here. I have the tree up and need to finish up the modest outdoor Christmas decor. And Christmas shopping. ...