'Weenie' Control

My Wife finally let it slip at work. It was sort of a funny situation but she got her point across:

First, my Wife was having a professional discussion with a male co-worker who suddenly pretended to misunderstand her relating to some term that sounded something like "weenie."

"I didn't think you had one of those," the co-worker quipped.

My Wife didn't miss a beat. "No, but I CONTROL one," she said.

To that, the co-worker erupted with laughter and went "wooooooo."

My Wife just turned, smiling, but with eyebrows raised and shook her head affirmatively as if to say "I damned sure do."

And that was that.

She did tell me that she bets he went home and stroked off thinking about it. I say that if he didn't, he should have.